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Jewrassic Park

Dinner starts before the meteor.

Jewrassic Park

JREX, a tyrannosaurus wearing a kippah, carefully holding a white dinner plate

One apex predator. Two tiny arms. Twelve place settings.

Every Friday evening, he arrives early to set the table. He can spot a missing fork from across the room, but moving a plate six inches requires patience, balance, and several increasingly concerned relatives.

  • Small Arms

    Excellent intentions; limited clearance beyond the challah.

  • Sharp Eye

    Notices one crooked spoon before anyone sits down.

  • Plate Duty

    Carries the china carefully, one prehistoric shuffle at a time.

JREX in a candlelit dining room, setting a long table with china plates and crystal glasses

Table Manners

JREX takes the long way around.

Jewrassic Park

Dinner is served. Reach remains limited.